The Nobody Groped Me Club

rittchard
Not to belittle the experiences of people who have been sexually harassed/groped or whatever, but I'm starting to feel like I'm the last person on the planet who *hasn't* been groped or harassed. Am I not worthy or attractive enough to be groped? Am I too old and fat now, so I've lost my window? Should I call Louis CK to see if he wants to jo in front of me or will he just turn me down?
The Harassment Poll
  1. Have you experienced any form of sexual harassment in your lifetime?2 votes
    1. Yes, #MeToo
      50.00%
    2. I've been groped but I asked for it
        0.00%
    3. I'm still waiting, it's just a matter of time
        0.00%
    4. Nope, I'm apparently not sexy enough
      50.00%
    5. Hold on, Louis CK is at the door!
        0.00%
    6. Rittchard has crossed the line, ban him!
        0.00%

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