Not to belittle the experiences of people who have been sexually harassed/groped or whatever, but I'm starting to feel like I'm the last person on the planet who *hasn't* been groped or harassed. Am I not worthy or attractive enough to be groped? Am I too old and fat now, so I've lost my window? Should I call Louis CK to see if he wants to jo in front of me or will he just turn me down?
The Harassment Poll
- Have you experienced any form of sexual harassment in your lifetime?2 votes
I've been groped but I asked for it  0.00%
I'm still waiting, it's just a matter of time  0.00%
Nope, I'm apparently not sexy enough50.00%
Hold on, Louis CK is at the door!  0.00%
Rittchard has crossed the line, ban him!  0.00%